Theory Engine, 29
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Is there anything rapping can teach you about your love life that you couldn’t learn from any other pursuit?
How to gesticulate wildly and rhythmically without looking foolish. Believe me, it translates.
If someone’s a terrible rapper, what does that say about their performance in bed?
That surely hinges on what one likes subjectively about rap, and, in turn, sex. What makes a good MC to you? Intellect, cleverness, and wit? Emotion, passion, and empathy? Swagger, confidence, and charisma? I prefer a good measure of all the aforementioned traits. A well-balanced rapper will probably make for an adaptable, conscientious lover.
When it comes to sex, do you prefer a lover with the tasteful, less-is-more approach of DJ Premier or the all-out halftime show insanity of David Banner?
This is very dependent on context. Like, the first time you make love to somebody, it’s a safe bet to stick with that ol’ BOOM BAP. But if you’re feeling CRUNK and in WILD-OUT MODE, gotta let it happen as it happens. Like with most situations, you just have to read the signs.
I’ve got a serious crush on a guy who works at my neighborhood coffee shop. What’s the best way to get his attention?
Tons of eye-contact and a flirty comment now and then. Smile at him, too, and try to not look like a disheveled vagabond when you go in there, either, even if it’s at some horrifically early hour.
My girlfriend is obsessed with skee-ball, but always gets upset when she loses. Is it ethical to let her win?
It’s not unethical unless you don’t let her know that you basically forfeited. If she’s as annoying as she sounds, she won’t believe that you let her win, so you are morally and romantically in the clear. Win-win!
What should the single public know about the romantic lives of rappers?
My girlfriend seemed pissed about the idea of me answering sex questions until I showed them to her. So, I have to deal with the same day-to-day operations and maintenance that anyone else does. One leg at a time, my man.
That Cathy Cathodic seems fine. I mean, fine like a ball point. I mean fine like them traffic cops are always givin me. I mean fine like a sharksin suit.
Samuel J Sacks commented on
Jun 22 09 at
9:08 pm
Johnny Polygon’s answers were great. Personally, I loved his response to what its like inside a rappers sex life…”cristal all over your bawwwwdy”
Lauren R. commented on
Jun 22 09 at
9:28 pm
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