Johnny Polygon, 25
http://www.myspace.com/johnnypolygon
I have a bad habit of not picking up on red flags until it’s too late. What would you say is the biggest indicator that a relationship is dead in the water?
If you start fighting more than you laugh together, or if you’d rather jack off than hit it… peace out!
If someone’s a terrible rapper, what does that say about their performance in bed?
That he or she will be horrible and selfish in bed, yet have absolutely no clue or even think the opposite.
When it comes to sex, do you prefer a lover with the tasteful, less-is-more approach of DJ Premier or the all-out halftime show insanity of David Banner?
I prefer someone with a VAGINA!
I think my girlfriend is about to tell me she loves me, but I’m not sure I feel the same way. What’s the best course of action?
Dump her. Nothing is more dangerous than someone in love who isn’t loved in return.
My girlfriend is obsessed with skee-ball, but always gets upset when she loses. Is it ethical to let her win?
Nah, man, try to kick her ass at it. It’s all about equality. Me and my girl are the same way with street fighting.
A guy I drunkenly gave my number to at a bar won’t stop calling me. What’s the best way to lose him?
Honesty. Pick up and tell him you’re not interested. I know, I know… but that’s the only way.
What should the single public know about the romantic lives of rappers?
Well, I’m not the average rapper, but if you’re gonna do a rapper, make sure you’re okay with having Cristal poured all over your bawwwwdy.
That Cathy Cathodic seems fine. I mean, fine like a ball point. I mean fine like them traffic cops are always givin me. I mean fine like a sharksin suit.
Samuel J Sacks commented on
Jun 22 09 at
9:08 pm
Johnny Polygon’s answers were great. Personally, I loved his response to what its like inside a rappers sex life…”cristal all over your bawwwwdy”
Lauren R. commented on
Jun 22 09 at
9:28 pm
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