Dana, 27

I have a feeling my boyfriend’s cheating on me. I know I won’t get anything out of him if I confront him. Any ideas how I can catch him red-handed?
Let’s face the facts: if you have a feeling he’s cheating on you, you’re probably right. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

I’m thinking of running a naked marathon this summer. What are some exercises I can do to make sure my butt and legs are the sexiest out there?
Squats. When you run by, people should say, “Damn, you could bounce a quarter off that ass!”

Can certain exercises lead to better sex?
This one is obvious: kegels. I’m doing them right now, can’t you tell?

Guys tend to pay attention more to my boobs than what’s above them when we first meet. What’s a good way to call them out on staring at the twins?
I run into this problem a lot. I believe the proper response is, “Why do you keep staring at my boobs?” They love that.

Is it better to have sex before or after a marathon?
Night before. After would be like having sex with a dead fish. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. I won’t judge you.

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