Matthew, 25

I have a feeling my boyfriend’s cheating on me. I know confronting him about my concerns won’t get anything out of him. Any ideas how I can catch him red-handed?
Have your friends spy on him. Check his emails. It wouldn’t happen to me, being a hot marathon runner. But if I had to put myself in that position, I’d probably just ask her honestly. Based on the fact that she’s that into me, she’d let me know.

I’m thinking of joining a naked marathon run this summer. What are some exercises I can do to make sure my butt and legs are the sexiest out there?
Well, if you were with me, when I have sex with a girl I just keep going, because I’m a marathon runner and my stamina doesn’t run out. That’s a big work out, especially for your legs. I’d have you pumping up and down constantly, changing all around, on different floors, everywhere. I’d tone you up. And I’d make you run with me, and then we’d have sex in the woods, then run some more. With me, you’d be ready.

Can certain exercises lead to better sex?
Absolutely. Depending on what you plan on doing, lots of crunches, push-ups, working out your core. Definitely work out the biceps, because you have to pick people up sometimes.

Guys tend to pay attention more to my boobs than what goes on above them when we first meet. Any comebacks I can say that will call them out on staring at the twins?
You could try, “I know I’m hot shit but you don’t see me staring at your crotch.” The best solution for that scenario is to strip your shirt open and show it to him. Be like, “Right here. Do you like it? Do you like what you see?” I mean, I do that to girls all the time.

What’s the best way to seduce a marathon runner?
Personally, I happen to like long, sexy legs, a very flat stomach, and a nice tan. Just remember that marathon runners have the ability to keep going without taking a break for long periods of time. So that means long sessions of seduction. Just remember: endurance is key.

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