Mike, 22
I’m waiting in line and there’s a cute, friendly-looking girl in front of me. What’s my best opener?
“What’s your name?” It’s the obvious choice. Not everyone can pull that off, but you have to keep your openers simple.
What’s the biggest romantic perk of working the counter?
The girls, especially the late-night ones. They’re the fun girls.
What do the following bodega meals say about a potential mate:
Yoo-Hoo and a granola bar? 
Breakfast is detail-oriented. Planner and nitpicker.
American Spirits and a Diet Coke?
Cigs in place of food? Total freak.
BBQ Boar’s Head sub and Mountain Dew?
Impulsive, probably gives in to temptation real easily. Also, hungry!
What’s the most romantic bodega picnic I can assemble for twenty bucks?
Spend half the cash on deli meat and rolls for sandwiches, and pair them with a good, cheap Merlot or Cabernet from your corner liquor store.
I’m about to meet my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. How should I comport myself?
Be real nice, but nice in a way so they can’t help but like you. First impressions count, so keep it light, polite, and not overbearing.
My girlfriend invited me on her family’s annual vacation, but we’ve only been a serious item for two weeks. Should I stay or should I go?
I can’t answer that — it sounds too soon in most cases, but it really depends on the dynamic between you two.
I’ve always suspected bodega clerks to be wise and, in the case of the 2nd guy and his answer to the last question, weirdly funny.
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Jul 10 09 at
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