Mansoor, 45
What’s the most romantic bodega picnic I can assemble for twenty bucks?
Keep it simple — a nice sunny day, some cold water, two ice creams, and two packs of cigarettes. It’s hard to mess that up.
I’m waiting in line and there’s a cute, friendly-looking girl in front of me. What’s my best opener?
Just saying, “Hi!” always works. That can be tough, because you’ll know right then and there if she likes you or not. If she needs help with something, say, reaching for something on a higher shelf, that’s a better opening.
Splitting the bill — progressive or unchivalrous? 
Unchivalrous — you don’t want to appear cheap, particularly on the first date.
I’m about to meet my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. How should I comport myself?
It’s a tough thing, man. That’s a big step you’re taking, so if you’re not serious or it’s too soon, it’s going to end up badly. You have to make sure you’re in the right state of mind first and then everything will come to you naturally.
My girlfriend invited me on her family’s annual vacation, but we’ve only been a serious item for two weeks. Should I stay or should I go?
It’s too early in the relationship to be spending her money — if you care about this girl enough, go on your own expenses.
What do the following bodega meals say about a potential mate:
American Spirits and a Diet Coke?
Must be a very picky person, if they’re smoking American Spirits.
Advil and a Good-Humor bar?
Ice cream is definitely fun, but the Advil sounds like they have a lot of headaches. Could be stressed!
Yoo-Hoo and a granola bar?
Yoo-Hoo and a granola bar? This is some psycho stuff!
I’ve always suspected bodega clerks to be wise and, in the case of the 2nd guy and his answer to the last question, weirdly funny.
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