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Rebecca, 24

Is sleeping with the boss okay when you’re a temp?

I’d like to see more temps getting laid at work. You’re in, you’re out. It’s convenient for everyone.

How can I get a temp into bed?

Be friendly. Be the first one to learn their name. Never refer to them as “the temp.”

My boyfriend has a small penis. What can we do to maximize its potential?

Buy a toy. Introduce the toy as, “This will be fun. It will be an enhancement to our sex life.” Get one that looks nothing like a penis, one that’s purple or sparkly. Avoid all comparison to said bought object.

rebecca Sex Advice from Temps Opposite problem: He’s hung like a moose. How can I satisfy his needs without hurting myself?

The gag reflex is something that can be worked on with time and training. Singers work on their gag reflex to benefit their voices. Seek vocal coaching.

I love giving head, but my boyfriend doesn’t want to receive it. He says he feels it’s demeaning. How can we reconcile this?

My theory is that a lot of men learn about sex through porn, or are exposed to porn at a young age. I’m pro-porn, but I had a similar situation with a boyfriend. He thought giving head was demeaning because he had seen it in porn, where it can be presented in a demeaning way. But if you present it as a loving act that’s not about a power dynamic, he can get over that problem. It will take some of the pressure off.

What temping skills can be applied in the bedroom?

We’re used to a lot of monotony, so we’re polite in awkward situations.

What’s the best way to get a temp to go home with you?

Offer them medical insurance and go see their play.

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Comments ( 4 )

These are actually pretty good.

K commented on Oct 16 09 at 7:56 pm

These were excellent :)

Julie commented on Oct 16 09 at 9:04 pm

“What’s the best way to get a temp to go home with you?”

“Offer them medical insurance and go see their play.”

Hahahahaahaha

andrea commented on Oct 17 09 at 12:23 pm

Yeah, the wittiest Sex Advice in quite a while.

Michael commented on Oct 18 09 at 10:30 pm

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