Andrew, 25

What’s a good place for sex in the office?

I used to change my pants under my desk. I only had one pair of work pants, these awful khakis that I didn’t want to wear in public, so I would slide under my desk twice a day to change. If you were quiet and watched out for the wires, you could get it on down there.

What sex-at-work antic is the most overrated?

Doing it in a swivel chair.

My boyfriend takes anti-depressants that affect his erections. It’s hard for me to stay excited when he’s not entirely hard, and the change in my enthusiasm only makes matters worse for him. What are our options?

I don’t want the children of America to take my advice on this one, but if he’s already into pharmaceutical solutions, he could take boner pills. It doesn’t even have to be prescription. You could just write “boner” on some aspirin and give it to him. Psychologically, maybe it will have a placebo effect.

My ex had this great move she would use when we were having sex. It was like her signature. How can I get my current girlfriend to do it without explaining the move’s origins?

Just explain it! This is not sex with Kreskin. Outside of grabbing someone by the ears, you’re not going to get somebody to do that little thing that gets you off unless you act like an adult and say something.

And when she asks, “Did so-and-so do that?” should you fess up?

No. You read about it. You were reading the Cosmo Sutra at the dentist’s office. There should be no discussion of so-and-so whatsoever. That person has ceased to exist. You never should even admit that that person had genitalia or sexual functions.

Half the time we have sex, my boyfriend doesn’t come. He says he enjoys the sex either way, but how can I believe him? It’s killing my sex drive to think I’m not pleasing him. Is something wrong with us?

People put too much pressure on themselves. We live in such a results-oriented culture. To quote a motivational poster in our break room, “It’s not the destination, it’s the ride.” Just worry about the ride. Don’t worry about whether you’re going to end up with spooge on your face at the end.

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