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Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: Always pepper your column with a healthy dose of slut-shaming.

The Source: Mrs. Web, Dear Mrs. Web The Dilemma: “I am eighteen and a student. I recently slept with a guy at work and he has not paid attention to me since. I have totally fallen for him. We have known each other since primary school and he always was shy. Why won’t he speak to me, let...
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Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: I don’t remember ‘go on one last bender with a stripper’ as one of the Twelve Steps.

The Source: Dear Margo, The Boston Globe The Dilemma: “[My husband] has been an alcoholic since he was fourteen. When he decided to quit drinking, he wanted to go out ‘with a bang.’… He wanted to go to a strip club and have an intense version of a lap dance…I wasn’t at...
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Awesome Advice, Way to Go!: The Washington Post forgets that vampires aren’t real.

The Source: Rev. Aaron Dumas, Tell Me Pastor, Jamaica Online Star The Dilemma: “I am twenty-six and I met this thirty-one-year-old man a year ago… We only have sex twice a month, as he makes excuses to not make love to me… I love this man but I know he is depressed. I have suggested...
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Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: You’re a columnist, not a glamour shot…ist.

The Source: Igor Hiller, Daily Nexus The Dilemma: “I have a great roommate. He’s an extremely clean, respectful, and studious guy. There’s this one little thing, though, that I just can’t handle, and I have no idea what to do about it… My roommate has earphones he uses...
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Awesome Advice, Way To Go: When a guy calls you very late at night, it’s not because he wants to take you out for coffee

The Source: Lucinda Rosenfeld, Friend or Foe, DoubleX.com The Dilemma: “A couple of weeks ago, my two closest friends and I went to a small live-music venue to hear a band. While at the concert, someone ’slipped me a mickey.’ I remember nothing about the rest of the evening, but I...
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Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: Don’t try cat-training techniques on your boyfriend.

The Source: Good Girl & Mr. Handsome, The Daily News The Dilemma: “I have a wonderful boyfriend I’ve been seeing for about six months. But he has one flaw that’s been driving me crazy: he’s a nose-picker… I’ve told him how much this bothers me and he seems sincere...
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Awesome Advice, Way To Go: Attention fellow columnists: ‘You asked for it’ is not good advice.

The Source: Just Jane, Daily Star The Dilemma: “I first suggested swinging with another couple; my wife said she wasn’t sure… But we all met up for a drink and she liked them very much. A few nights later we organized a sex party… Now I’ve been left out in the cold completely. My wife...
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Awesome Advice, Way To Go!: Go ahead, spy on your wife!

The Source: Amy Dickinson, Ask Amy, Chicago Tribune The Dilemma: “I have been dating my boyfriend for almost six years. Recently we decided to move in together and then he started making comments like, ‘I don’t know if I see myself with anyone later in life’ and ‘I enjoy not having to...
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Awesome Advice, Way To Go: A surprising tip from a local news anchor.

The Source: Truu Confessions The Dilemma: “My tween daughter and I got into one of our sex/sexuality discussions today and she brought up that a friends mother had gotten the friend her first vibrator… Don’t know how to handle this one ladies!!!! While I have no problems with masterbation...
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Awesome Advice, Way To Go: Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to give grooming advice.

The Source: Monica Collins, Ask Dog Lady, Chicago Sun-Times The Dilemma: “I’ve got a great dog. He’s a 1-year-old cocker spaniel…The only problem? He really likes underwear…I realize that throwing underpants directly in the washing machine isn’t that big of a deal....
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